(Pyros blowing up and fans screaming in the background)
Commish: Wow, you hear that folks, you knows your in for a treat tonight we have every title up for grabs tonite, some just plain ole matches but others have nice little twists invloled i hope you guys are in for the ride of your life.
BNUTS: Tonight we have Dream King vs Nailer in the Main Event we also
have a 4-way Match for 2 belts, if you can believe it, plus a 10 and a 8
man battle royal, one to decide the #1 contender and the other to decide
who is the Cruiserweight Champ, but we start out our evening in the
Tag-Scene.
Ring Announcer: Good Evening ladies and Gentleman welcome to the ABCW back to school bash.. Our First match is for the ABC tag team title, entering the ring they are members of the Sof .They are the current ABCW tag team champions The Sugar Hill Gang
Ring Announcer: There opponents the #1 contenders for the tag title here's Floyd the Barber and Mr. Tinkerton genocide
VS
Genocide
ABCW Tag Title Match
Big Bank Hank and Mr Tinkertrain are in the ring and Tinkertrain calls for a test of strength. He puts his arm up and so does Hank but then Hank gets kicked in the stomach, and lowers a forearm to the back. While Hank is down Tinkertrain runs off the ropes and connects with a Running Knee Drop to the Back of Hank. Hank is kinda getting up but very slowy..
BNUTS: Looks like that shots may have knocked the wind out of Big Bank Hank.
Tinkertrain runs at Hank and tries a clothesline but Hank ducks and turns the miss into a Belly to Back Suplex. Hank then picks up Tinkertrain and applies the Abdominal Stretch, with the ref focusing to see if Tinkertrain wants to tap out Hank uses the ropes for extra leverage. The ref finally wises up and forces Hank to break the hold. The 2 wrestlers seperate for a while but Hank tags in his partner MASTER GEE. Gee now is in pursuit or Tinkertrain but Tinkertrain isnt really trying to get caught but after a couple of seconds of moving around they decide to lock up, Gee literally throws Tinkertrain into the turnbuckle, Gee then ventures up to the 2nd rope and start hammering away at the face 1....2....3...... 4..... 5.... 6.. but then Tinkertrain grabs Gee around the knees and performs a Sidewalk slam. Tinkertrain decides to pick him up and give him a DDT and then after that he picks him up again and give him another just for good measures. While Gee is on the ground Tinkertrain is slapping him on the face and Hank doesnt seem to amused. Tinkertrain then moves gee over to his corner and makes the tag, now comes the double team from Genocide, they are laying boot after boot to the chest area of Gee. But then Tinkertrain is forsed to leave and its a 1 on 1 again. Floyd is in control of this match so far. Floyd continues his assault on Gee but he decides to pick him up and throw him over the tope ropes to send him crashing to the concrete below. Floyd then goes over to taunt Hank which force Hank to make an attempt to enter the ring but is stoped by the ref. While the ref is distracted Tinkertrain hops off the apron and does a number on Gee then rolls him back in. Floyd covers and Ticky Turns counts 1...2... kick out...Gee tries to drag his beaten body over to make the tag but is stopped by Floyd, who again picks Gee up and then Gee take the offensive for once with a kick to the stomach and a vertical suplex but now both men are down 1... 2.... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... both men get up and are moving to there respective corners Floyd makes the Tag to Tinkertrain and then Gee makes the tag to a kinda fresh and pumped up Big Bank Hank who is just going to school on Tinkertrain, lefts and rights and even some kicks are involved, but its a beatin do doubt...then Hank kicks him in the stomach and sets up for the Sugarhill stunner but as Hank moves in Tinkertrain pushes him into the ropes and kick him in the stomach and then sets him up for a powerbomb....Floyd realizes this and goes top rope.... Tinketrain then hits him with a powerbomb and Floyd connects with a leg drop.....MOSH PIT.....Tinkertrain covers as ref ticky turns counts 1...2....3
Ring Announcer: the winner of this bout via pin fall and the NeeeEEWWWW ABCW Tag team Champions Geoncide
Bnuts: Wow, new champs. But you cant deney that
those 2 teams will meet again because this was one the genocide had to
earn with every ounce of skill and strength they had.
Commish: Yup genocide is on a roll.. i can wait to see what SHG and the rest of the SoF hafta say about this. Now onto our next match up.
CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL for the cruiserweight title
he Match begins with 2 wrestlers and another follows every 2 minutes. The first 2 are current SoF members Finale and his tag Team partner Khan. well both of these guys sit in the middle of the ring and talk until the next man arrives who will be inline for a good ass kickin. The Bell rings and another wrestler ventures down to the ring and it is non other than Junior. As he slides under the ropes both men lay boots to the head then they both pick him un and throw him into the ropes Khan then lowers his head and catapults Junior over the rope...
JUNIOR IS ELIMINATED BY KHAN
BNUTS: wow that was quick looks like the duo has come prepared.
Commish: Possibly but Junior isnt exactly a top ranked cruiserweight
either.
The Bell now sounds again and this time its brings Tank into the ring. The SoF duo starts kicking him in the face and again throws him into the ropes but this time it seems like Tank has done his homework and turned Khans lowered head into a Swinging Neck Breaker. With Khan on the ground Tank and Finale go at it, but Finale seems a bit to much for the young up start...The bell sounds again and EightBall runs in ... due to his hatred of the SoF he help Tank out against Finale but Khan finally gets to his feet and makes it 2 on 2 once more. Punches are flying everywhere. Khan knocks eightball off of his feet and then turns it into an armbar submission....
BNUTS: Khan has sure come a ways since his starting in the ABCW.
Commish: Probably due to the fact that he is training with one of the best cruiserweights the ABCW has to offer.
Bell Rings and Rodney runs in and Kicks Khan and makes him release the move but then rodney seems bent on taking out Eightball so those 2 go at it while Finale and Khan beat up on Tank, but then Tank recieves a bit of help when Eightball sends Rodney into Finale knocking him out for a while. SO its just Khan and Tank going at it. And khan sets up tank for a piledriver and connects. Rodney seems to be in control of his match up on the other side of the ring, Eightball is down and Rodney is running of the ropes and is just laying elbow after elbow to Eightball. The Bell Sounds bringing in Jerry Curl who picks up the fight with Khan and Tank but helps out Tank, after 2 quick shots to the face Khan goes down for a while but gets back up and rests in the corner for a while, then he goes and revives Finale. Jerry then Helps tank up and to show his appreciation Tank lays him out with a European Uppercut. The Bell sounds and CANADIAN THUNDER enters the ring. He gets in the ring and throws outs Eightball the while Rodney is celebrating a bit Thunder picks him up and throws him out too.
EIGHTBALL AND RODNEY DANGEROUS ARE BOTH ELIMINATED BY CANADIAN THUNDER
ONLY 5 MEN LEFT!!! With everyone noticing that Thunder is the one with the most energy, since he just got in the ring, they all go after him but they soon pair off again its Jerry Curl and Tank in one heated battle and Finale and Khan vs Canadian Thunder. Tank is just layin Jerry Curl out with shot after shot to the head. He picks him up for a back breaker then he picks him up for a sholder breaker...
Commish: Is tank just toying with him now? He should just end it cause this could come back to hurt him.
Tank then throws Jerry Curl over the top rope and eliminates him.
JERRY CURL IS ELIMINATED BY TANK
There are now 4 left....Khan, Finale, Tank, and Canadian Thunder. Khan takes Tank and Finale gets Canadian Thunder. Thunder seems to be incontrol. After a couple fo quick scoop slams Canadian Thunder then give him a leg drop...Khan then hits Tank with a standing drop kick and lays him out. Canadian Thunder picks up Finale to throw him out but Khan doesnt let that happen he gets in between Canadian Thunder and the ropes and kicks him in the stomach and then breaks the fall of Finale by using his body but both men are still in. Now with both SoF members on the ground Tank decides to get up and hits Thunder with a double Axe Handle to the back...Thunder goes down. Tank is the only man left standing he picks up Khan and.....Finale gets up and dropkicks Tank in the back but accedentally sends both men over the top rope.
KHAN AND TANK BOTH ELIMINATED BY FINALE
Finale picks up Thunder and gives him a brainbuster to make sure he is out and then gets up and throws him out of the ring.
RIng Announcer: The winner of this bout via pin fall, and the NEW ABCW Cruiserweight champion Finale
BNUTS: Wow, Finale went wild on everyone!!!
Commish: Yeah including his tag Team Partner, I wonder if Khan knows it
was not on purpose?
Bnuts: only Time will tell, but onto our next match-up it is for the US BELT!
vs
Havoc
United States Title Match
Havoc is in the ring ready to go but Jester isnt there yet. His music plays but he doesnt show up. So his music plays again and finally he comes from the rafters, the crowd erupts in cheer and Havoc takes full advantage of this and kicks and punches him when he gets down. Havoc then unhooks the cord from Jesters suit and keeps on hitting him with everything hes got. The ref gets involved and makes them seperate. Jester gets to his feet but is definatly drained. Havoc walks over to Jester and kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for a PowerBomb but Jester reverses it and sends Havoc over the ropes and onto the cold cement below. Jester sits in the ring trying to regain some composure. Ref Don Davis turns and counts Havoc 1...2..3..4..5..6..7..8... Havoc gets up on the apron but Jester runs at him and connects with a Forearm to the face sending HAvoc into the safety rails. The fans cheer and pat Havoc on the back but Jester does some wild antics in the ring and he has regained the crowd to his side. Ref turns again 1...2...3...4...5..6...7...8...9....Havoc this time decides to slide under the ropes and is met with boots to the back of the head from Jester.
BNUTS: Wow Jester is really doing a number on Havoc, at first I thought that entrence of Jester's may have cost him the match but I guess I was
wrong.
(The crowd is throwing stuff in the ring and someone hits the Ref with a
bottle of water)
Havoc is up on his knees and when the The Ref's back is turned he gets sumthin out of his pants and throws it in Jesters eyes.....Jester seems to be partially blinded and Havoc is up on his feet and ready to kick some butt. Havoc grabs Jester and attempts a DDT but Jester reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Jester tries to wipe out all of the dust that Havoc threw at his face and is able to see a bit better. He grabs Havoc and sets him up for a Gut-Wrench Powerbomb and Havoc is out. Jester then grabs the bottle of water that a fan threw in and cleans out his eyes a bit better. Jester was going up to the top rope but then comes back down and picks Havoc up again for a Back Breaker, then he ventures top-rope and connects with NO LAUGHING MATTER he covers and 1....2....3....
BNUTS: That was impressive. Both men gave it there all. I wouldnt be suprised if they meet again real soon.
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER AND STILL US CHAMPION.... COURT JESTER
Commish: I hope so that was very entertaining.
BNUTS: Speaking of entertaining its time for our internet title match..
Commish: oh yes its the best 2 out of 3 falls.. Finally we’ll find out whos the better man between Rocky Slamz and Gangsta
VS
Gangsta
Internet Title Match 2 out of 3 falls no DQ
Rocky is immediatly bulled down by the Gangsta! He is throwing rights and lefts!!!!! He picks up Rocky and a DDT onto the mat.. Now Gangsta picks Rocky up. but Rocky kicks Sinatti in the gut. Sinatti hunches over only to be hit by a European uppercut by the Rocky.. Gangsta falls back to the ropes, but stays on his feet. Rocky runs over a delivers a lariat that sends Gangsta to the outside.. Gangsta hits the floor.. Rocky follows Gangsta to the outside. Gangsta recovers quickly and sends Rocky into the steel guard rail. Rocky hits the rail hard and falls to the floor. Gangsta then grabs a chair and pushes it into the ring. Gangsta also climbs into the ring.. Rocky gets up on the outside and he to starts to crawl into the ring.. Gangsta grabs Rocky as soon as he gets into the ring and scoop slams him to the mat.. Gangsta grabs the chair and hooks Rockys leg into it. Gangsta then bounces off the ropes and hits the chair and Rockys leg.. Rocky is in pain.. Gangsta then wraps up Rocky in the STF SUBMISION HOLD!!!!!! Rocky, in order to save himself for the later falls gives up..
Gangsta wins the first fall
The commish: nice job by Gangsta, now Rocky gets 1 minute to recover before the bell rings again..
The break is over.. Gangsta takes a HUGE swing at Rocky but Rocky ducks it and turns it directly into a verson of the Rock bottom!!!! Rocky then grabs Gangsta by his hair.....he puts him up on his shoulder and he is set up. Rocky has him and levels him with a rock Shooter into the steel chair that is still in the center of the ring. ref Tony G counts 1.......2.........3..
Rocky wins the second fall.. its all even now
the one minute break is over.. the two men circle each other and they lock up!! rocky and gangsta both let go of the lock, but gangsta attempts a big right.. he misses and rocky reverses it to a firemens carry. he drops into Gangsta into a back breaker. Now Rocky has Gangsta in an armbar!!! he holds him down in the armbar......he gets up...still has him in the armbar and connects with a series of elbows to the shoulder as he holds him down.......Now Rocky puts Gangtsa into a single arm ddt!!!! rocky will not let up he holds gangsta up and snap suplexes him right into the mat. Rocky again helps Gangsta to his feet but Gangsta counters with a poke to the eyes. Now gangsta grabs rocky and slams his head down into the mat. Both men are on the mat.. Now rocky gets up but Gangsta does to. they Lock up.. rocky wins the tie up he grabs gangsta and delivers a german suplex right into the mat.. Ref Tony G counts 1..2.. kick out by Gangsta.. Rocky seems to be sensing victory.. he grabs gangsta again but Gangsta counters with a low blow. That sends Rocky to his knees, holding his nuts in pain.. gangsta now charges at him and connects with a lariat that sends Rocky down.. both men are pretty tired now. gangsta jumps ontop of Rocky and starts leveling him with lefts and rights......but rocky somehow pushes Gangsta off. Gangsta falls to the mat. Rocky jumps up and gets gangsta into the firemens carry again. This time though Rocky puts Gangsta into a shoulder breaker. Gangsta lays on the mat.. rocky now climbs to the top rope and hits a vicious elbow drop right into the chest of Gangsta.. Rocky covers 1..2..3..
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match up and Still the Internet Champion Rocky Slamz
The commish: What a match!!! Those two always put on a great show.
BNUTS: to bad one had to lose.. But i’m sure Gangsta will get another title oppotunity along the line..
The commish: Your right there, B.. But which title? Thats a question to be answered at a later time.. Now we need to move on..
VS
Godfather
VS
Disco Stu (European Champion)
VS
Cosmic (Intercontinental Champion)
European and Intercontinental Title Match
Everyone is in the ring, the bell sounds and Godfather and Bret Jones stare each other down. They begin a little shoving match.. meanwhile Disco Stu has delivered a kneelift that has put Cosmic on the mat.. Godfather now picks Bret Jones up and delivers a powerbomb . Bret is up quickly though he runs over and locks up with Disco Stu, the Godfather runs over and shoves them both to the outside! Godfather stands alone in the ring.. Cosmic is up now though and hits Godfather with the knee clip. Godfather falls hard. Cosmic stands up and starts to stomp on Godfather. now Cosmic grabs Godfather and connects with a snap suplex. meanwhile, Disco Stu is taking a beating on the outside by Bret Jones whos leveling Stu with rights and lefts. Bret Jones now runs over and now has a chair.! he starts to swing the chair but Stu counters with a kick to the gut and a then a jaw buster.. Stu now throws Bret Jones back into the ring. Cosmic runs up and grabs bret jones and hits him with a pile driver. Bret Jones is down and out.. Cosmic goes for the pin 1..2. kickkout by Jones. Godfather has as gotten up but Stu grabs him and executes a side slam. Godfather is up again. He grabs cosmic and sends him into the ropes. He then applies a sleeper to Cosmic. Stu runs up and breaks the hold..
(Suddenly out of the back comes a man in a mask he’s wearing a shirt that says “jury” on it.. the ref is distracted by this unknown man.)
Cosmic is starting to get up..
(out of the stands comes comet.. he has a foreign object in his hand..)
Comet is on the apron, stares at Cosmic and nails him with that unknown object. Comsic goes down.. Godfather sees this and goes for the pin. Ref tony G just now has turned around and starts to count.. 1..2...3.
Cosmic has been eliminated
now its down to three.. Both Comet and the Mystery man are still at ringside. Ref TOny G is trying to get some order.. The mystery man jumps on the apron again.. This time Stu runs over and hits the Mystery man with a lariat.. The man dropped some object into the ring.. Godfather picks up the object and nails Bret Jones with it.. The ref did not see it, he was distracted!!! Now godfather picks up Bret Jones and nails him with his Big Smoothly jackknife powerbomb.. He covers Bret.. Disco Stu points the ref into position.. 1...2...3..
Bret Jones has been eliminated
Its now down to two men.. Godfather moves in on Stu.. He levels Stu with a clothesline that sends Stu to the outside.. The mystery man then picks up Stu and levels him with a nearby chair.. Stu is hurt.. The mystery man throws Stu back into the rind. Godfather starts to argue with the Mystery man. the ref has finally gotten Comet to leave the ringside area.. The mystery man seems to have had enough. He to levels Godfather with teh chair.. Godfather falls to the mat. Disco Stu somehow manages to roll ontop of Godfather. Ref Tony G counts 1...2....3..
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, via Pin fall and still the European Champion Disco Stu
The commish: That also means that Godfather takes home the Intercontinental title
Ring Announcer: The Intercontinental title goes to Godfather
The Commish: Wow, Comet comes down and Costs Cosmic his title.. something tells me those two will need to settle there differences.
BNUTS: Whoa, the first title change of the night and still one more title match to go.. and who was that Mystery man.. He had a trememdous impact on that match up..
The commish: yup, but now its time for our 10 man battle royal for a shot at the world title..
Ring Announcer: The next match here at the back to school bash.. is the 10 man battle royal for a shot at the ABCW heavyweight title.
Kaos vs Micheal Markus
Reignman vs Arc Angel
FBI vs Stinky Joe
The Darkening Warrior vs Dancing Don Flaminco
The10 man battle royal for a shot at the ABCW heavyweight title..
Don Flaminco was eliminated by a darkening warrior powerbomb
Kaos was eliminated by a Comet Drop Kick
Stinky Joe was eliminated by an FBI press slam
Micheal Markus was eliminated by a reignman arm drag over the top
FBI was eliminated by a Bret Kix Sharpshooter
Arc Angel was eliminated by a reignman clothesline
Its down to the final four men.. Reignman, Comet, Bret Kix and The Darkening Warrior.. wait a minute Comet has grabed something....it looks like brass knucks. he slams Reignman in the head with the knucks. Reignman is out. Now Comet takes a swing at Bret, but he ducks it and hits an atomic drop! Comet drops the knucks. The Warrior moves in now and tackles down Bret! Comet then gets
is up again.. hes is choking the big warrior out! as The Warrior is gasping for air Bret kix goes on the attack. He starts kicking The Warrior in the stomach! he then turns and puts a boot to Comets eyes!! Bret grabs up Comet and executes a big sidewalk slam! Comet is hurt...he gets whipped into the turnbuckle by Bret now. Bret charges and levels Comet with a stinger splash. Reignman is still out and the warrior is slumped over in the corner.. Bret grabs Comet by the head and bulldog! he goes to the outside.....brings in a chair.......Comet is up but is wobbling Bret swings the chair at comet but misses. Comet now kicks Bret in the stomach and a connects with a jaw breaker. Comet grabs him again and hits a piledriver. The warrior is up now.. Comet grabs the chair and he slams it on The Warriors head!. The warrior goes down. Now Comet goes back over to Bret.....He scoop slams him to to mat.. Comet goes for the cover on Reign man
(suddenly Disco Stu runs out of the back, a chair in HIS hand.. )
.....1......Stu is up on the Apron.. 2.. Stu enters the ring and nails comet with the chair.. He then levels the Warrior and Bret Kix.. Everyone is out in the ring.. the ref Tony G calls for the bell..
Because of the interfernce by Disco Stu this match has been thorn out..
The commish: What the hell!! Stu doesn’t belong in this match.. Now who will be the #1 contender
BNUTS: Its looks like Stu did not like what was going on in this match..
The Commish: man looks like we’ll have to figure something out here. We’ll let you know our decision on the next card. on Tuesday night.. But we need to go onto the main event..
Dream King Gay Gagne
VS
Judge Nailer (the ABCW heavyweight champion)
ABCW heavyweight title match (the title can change hands on a DQ)
Judge Nailer comes down to the ring.. Whats he wearing? oh my!! its a “Jury T-Shirt” hmmmm thats interesting.. Dream king stands in the ring and waits for the Judge.. Just as The Judge enters the ring Dream King takes off his t-shirt to reveal a SOF SHIRT!! oh my Dream King is the new member!!! what a turn of events this is!!! Dream King runs in now and levels the much bigger Judge nailer with a clothesline. The judge does not go down though.. Dream king now starts to kick the Judge with boot after boot!.. Finally the Judge goes to one knee.. Dream King now grabs Judge Nailer and takes him over to the turnbuckle. He starts slamming his head into the turnbuckle vigourously!! Judge Nailers nose is starting to bleed. Ref Mr. Steve starts to count 1..2..3...4. Dream King breaks the hold now and picks Nailer up and buldogs him into the mat..
the commish: its been all Dream King so far.. can he keep it up?
Dream King now picks up Judge Nailer and puts the judge up for a powerbomb.. Dream King has him in the air, but somehow the big Judge Nailer
twists out of the move and gets Dream King into a hurricanrana.. The judge with a pin.....1....2....kickout! Dream King is up quick and immediatly back on with the attack... he starts to kick and punch the Judge several times but Judge Nailer counters with a tremendous low blow. Dream King goes down hard.. ref Mr Steve starts to count them both out ..1.....2.....3....4.....5....6....7....Judge Nailer, bloody nose and all, has gotten to his feet. He Picks up Dream King an connects with a a neck breaker.. He follows that move up with a guiloteen leg drop right to the neck of Dream King. Now Nailer grabs Dream King again and connects with a big piledriver. Nailer is not done though, as Dream king lays hurt on the mat.. Nailer grabs and lifts up Dream King.. Now he executes a powerslam. The Judge has taken complete control of this match up.. Now Nailer helps Dream King again to his feet, he hits him with a short clothesline.. Nailer now has Dream King on the middle rope.. He signals to the crowd for his finisher.. The Crowd goes nuts.. He connects with his passing sentence (tombstone from the middle rope) and covers Dream King.. Mr. Steve counts 1...2....3.
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match and still the ABCW Heavyweight Champion Judge Nailer
The commish: So Nailer was the Mystery man earlier.. or was he? he was wearing that same jury shirt.. Things in the Sof are really getting weird..
BNUTS: but the Judge still hangs on to the ABCW title.. Who will be the one to knock him off?
The commish: thats a good question.. We’ll attempt to have some answers in the Tuesday card.. See ya then..
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